Analysis of the Original Video

Well this is awkward, ya see, there was actually never an original music video for the Arctic Monkeys' cover of Diamonds Are Forever. In actuality this is absolutely perfect for us, because it means that we can go into the video and do literally anything we want without fears of it being compared to the original video, and besides, there's no way our video can be worse than nothing, right? Right?!

As this picture which I definitely did not steal from Ellie shows, the only videos of the song on the internet have very few views, and even when combined do not even reach a million views! Ha! How pathetic! This means not many people in college will know the song and thus we can more or less get away with anything without hurting the feelings of any of the college's Arctic Monkeys fans!